I love where we live, I couldn’t imagine being anywhere else. Beautiful scenery, gorgeous walks, such a fabulous setting. But I guess there’s always a price to pay for everything. Breathtaking views and blissful tranquility we may have, but a decent broadband speed we most definitely do not and as it stands, the closest we’ll ever get to super fast fibre is if the open reach van happens to pass us on the lane.
The joys of country life!
We’ve been here 10 years now and when we first started out on our house hunting journey in 2007, we were still in the days of dial up. Laugh upon laugh, while friends of ours in other locations regularly enjoy speeds of 50+, we’re lucky to get to 1.2. #almostbetteroffwithdialup.
However, apparently faster broadband is on its way and soon even people in remote rural areas like ourselves will be able to bask in the fabulousness of high speed connections. Well, I say “soon” but that really depends on what your definition of “soon” actually is.
Promises, promises, promises
The government has been promising us faster broadband for years now but the date for this keeps getting pushed back further and further and we’ve just found out that we’re not even on the current list. We’ve formed local campaign groups and we’ve lobbied our local MP, Mark Harper, but all we get are standard stock replies with same old excuses and fob offs. The latest email I got was practically a cut and paste carbon copy of a reply to one of my neighbours despite my insistence that only a personal response would be acceptable.
In today’s world, this is just appalling, such audacity and arrogance and an absolutely blatant disregard for the opinion of the electorate. If all voting was to be done online, then MPs might be singing a different tune. We’re lucky to be able to log on at all, never mind stay online long enough to see a vote through. I even had problems trying to post this article this morning, the simplest things are practically impossible with such a slow connection.
What also gets up a Lady Janey’s sensitive but very well powdered nose, is that we pay the same price for a broadband service with our paltry average 1.2 speed as others do for speeds which far exceed this. How is this fair? It’s like asking us all to pay the same for a hotel room but some are penthouses or sea view rooms and some are just a bed and a toilet!
So when is a service just not a service?
In my opinion, the provision of broadband we are currently offered is an insult and is far from being a service. Whereas some can download a film within minutes, for me it’s an impossibility or several hours of my life that I will never get back. Completing my online Sainsburys order is a frequent hit and miss and my husband and I cannot even download updates for our phone at the same time or things grind to a halt.
Nowadays the need for faster broadband is no longer a luxury, it’s an absolute basic commodity as our lives increasingly depend on internet access in an ever changing digital world. Being without this can cripple local businesses and restrict the ability of the everyday Joe Bloggs to access even the simplest of services which should be easily available to all.
We may be few in our numbers out here in the sticks but we are mighty in our fight. Enough is now enough, we need a service which is really a service. Watch this space for post election updates.
Enough is Enough!
We’ve been here over ten years
There’s nowhere else we’d rather be
But in all the time we have been here
There’s one thing we’ve yet to see.
Life in the country may not be fast
But it’s better than our Internet speed
Even when cranked up to the max
We’re lucky to get 1.3!
When it comes to faster broadband
We’re concerned we will be missed
And in an email we got this morning
We’re not even on the list!
An update is almost impossible
When you live with a service that’s crap
And if I decide to download a show
That’s hours I’ll never get back.
All we get are empty promises
And your standard business reply
Will you get on and do what you pledged?
There’s more chance of seeing pigs fly!
So now we’ve had enough
We’ve done all that we can
The closest we get to fibre
Is when it passes us on the van!
If someone is unhappy with the service
Then they’ll look to tell many more.
So after I’ve spread the word on Twitter
I’ll be knocking upon your door.
We might be small in numbers
But we will not be suppressed
If you don’t get our broadband sorted
I’ll be sending this to the Press!